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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Local Michael Jackson Connection

Whenever there is a major event in the world local news outlets always strive to find a local connection "Stay tuned for the exclusive interview with a man who was a high school friend of the 2nd cousin of someone that almost bought a ticket on the tragic flight". After an exhaustive search CCBS brings you the following fascinating Facebook entry from a 2000 Brandywine graduate now living in Hollywood.

I worked on the television show girlfriends starring Tracee Ellis Ross who is daughter of Diana Ross who was besties w/Michael Jackson who gifted Diana to be 2nd in line to the kiddies..therefore I'm only like 4th or 5th in line to being Blankets [Prince Michael II] new mommy

Rockland Closed

At a sparsely attended meeting last night Rockland Elementary was officially closed by a 7 - 0 vote. Current plans are for children in 1st-4th grade residing in Longswamp township to attend Longswamp Elementary while children from District Twp, Topton and Rockland Twp. will attend District-Topton Elementary. Children with special needs will attend D.T.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Fun Time In Kansas

Monday, June 29, 2009

Father Of The Year Nominations Are Now Open

It will be hard to beat Michael Jackson father. Joe "Beat 'em Early, Beat 'em Often" Jackson shows up at a music awards ceremony and starts plugging his new record company (go to around 3 minutes).

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Animal House At 30

A look back at the movie Animal House after 30 years of inspiring college students to unleash their inner Bluto.

Not all students are a fan of the movie.

James Watson, a senior at Dartmouth and the current president of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, says that the Animal House culture is "very irresponsible."


Some things never change SAEs never did know how to have a good time.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word - a non-verbal word often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', as that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several timess, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to #3.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Irony Department

There is a lot to be said for having a common language in the U.S. A common language benefits the country as a whole and is a great benefit to the individual citizen. However if you are holding a conclave stressing an English Only proposal, start with having a common spelling of words like "conference".

One Year Of Education

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"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."

- Cicero - 55 BC

Most Watched City

If you want to be on TV go to Lancaster. It has the dubious honor of being the most watched city in the country.

Some 165 closed-circuit TV cameras soon will provide live, round-the-clock scrutiny of nearly every street, park and other public space used by the 55,000 residents and the town's many tourists. That's more outdoor cameras than are used by many major cities, including San Francisco and Boston.

Unlike anywhere else, cash-strapped Lancaster outsourced its surveillance to a private nonprofit group that hires civilians to tilt, pan and zoom the cameras -- and to call police if they spot suspicious activity. No government agency is directly involved.
A little ironic considering that the tourist come there to experience the Amish and their off the grid life style.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Cat Man Do